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Session 1
Zairith: "Young Terror, if I may ask a favor of you, perhaps you could follow to keep the young mage [Trofim] out of trouble. After all, this is a chance to see one form of the justice system of the surface world at work."
Sszeyl: "So be it. You will of course be aware if I fail. Just follow the screams."
(Session 1)
Liatai: Trofim, I'd like you to roll a Spot check, if you please.
Trofim rolls a 7.
Liatai: You see someone on the edge of the crowd who seems somewhat interested in what you're saying… Someone short, in a grey cloak, riding on top of a huge (and very fluffy) dog.
Trofim: "Beridze, someone is watching us!" … "You are right.. it's best if we approach him, rather than if he finds us later… Assassins don't like crowds." Trofim walks towards the stranger, holding his flail firmly.
Liatai: Could you roll another Spot check, Trofim?
Trofim rolls a 14.
Liatai: You notice something else, now, too… Namely, an even smaller humanoid figure in a red cloak running off with your wallet.
Period of silence.
TMG: (oh WOW) (xD)
(Session 1)
The thief has just released Trofim's pouch and ran away. The street is busy, and he is looking for it in a crowd.
Trofim looks for the pouch… He rolls a Spot check with a result of 5.
Liatai: Trofim, you'll want to roll a Search check instead.
Trofim: Search this time … « 1d20 = 7 »
VAE: (basically trofim just wasted 6 seconds more )
Liatai: No dice. There are too many feet around… You can try again, if you want.
Trofim: Trofim looks again, pacing over the place.. Hmm, Beridze.. he threw it somewhere, I saw « 1d20 = 6 »
Trofim: Trofim gets annoyed… you might help me too *takes Beridze out of the pouch and moves skull around at knee level* Search: « 1d20 = 13 »
Liatai: XD You do manage to finally find your wallet!
(Session 1)
VAE: Heh.. 1d4 - 2 will be healing the enemy in one case.
Liatai: XD No, it wouldn't. It would just deal 0 damage.
VAE: I know.. but it would be funny .
Liatai: "Sling stone of healing!" *WHOK* "… hey, I feel better now!"
Meany: "The pain needs to get worse before I feel motivated to help you. To facilitate this, meet Madame Chainsaw."
(Session 1)
Referring to Tadrim's token…
Liatai: It's the only male elf I could find. ^^' … Or, at least, the only elf I could be sure was male. »
(Session 1)
Session 2
TMG: "So, the drow gets hit, then rushes right up to the goblin, hitting it with an unarmed strike, dealing critical damage, knocks out the goblin in one hit, and declared the strike to be a kick. Can someone say 'boot to the head', anyone?"
(Session 2)
Session 3
Sszeyl: "Now, are we going to be smart and plan before we enter the cave, or is someone going to have to get speared again first?"
(Session 3)
Elros gingerly picks up the pouch from the skeleton on the wall, and examines it. Elros opens the leather pouch, and dumps whatever contents are jingling into his other hand.
Liatai: Gold coins fall into your hand. 10 GP.
Elros gains 10 GP, and returns the pouch to its previous, deceased owner.
Skeleton: (If I was alive, I'd be feeling robbed. But I'm very dead, so.)
(Session 3)
Sszeyl twitches an eyelid at this sudden pacifism, then seizes the formerly loud goblin by the nose and drags it over to the gnome.
Sszeyl: "You two, start flapping your noise holes at each other."
(Session 3)
Session 4
Trofim lifts Beridze up and focuses: "Show him who's boss, Beridze!" The skull's eyes glow faintly.
Trofim rolls a 12 on his Rebuke Undead check.
Liatai: Oof. Your rebuking check result wasn't quite high enough to affect him. ^^' He has 3 HD, and the highest HD undead you could rebuke would have 1 HD with a check like that.
Trofim: "He doesn't listen? The bastard!"
…
Trofim: "All right, Beridze… you try again, but speak louder this time."
This time, Trofim gets a natural 20 on his rebuking check.
(Session 4)
Session 5
Derish: "If I started a petition to make speaking Goblin illegal, would you sign it?"
(Session 5)
Cogidubunus: (referring to Papa) Woof amount of HD is the best amount of HD.
(Session 5)
Session 6
Liatai: (after Gnogglebolt rolled a natural 20 on a Spot check) You don't see any sign of goblins… but you do notice that there are 126 apples on the apple tree in the clearing.
(Session 6)