(Transcript up to a certain point late in the game missing; you may throw pumpkins at your DM for forgetting to copy-paste the log. Filling in with as many handwritten details as possible.)
Session starts.
Gnogglebolt, Derish, Justinian, Nintrok, and Slat approach the gates where Barshal, Elros, Terri, Maximillian, and Brian are. Sszeyl, Papa, and Fuzzy are already at the hideout.
Barhsal and others are wary at seeing the goblins, Gnogglebolt explains his reasoning; the goblins are going to make things look normal in the hideout so the clients are not scared away by an empty hideout.
Meany is disconnected.
VAE: frog-stone!
Liatai: Well, you missed the creature, but you set a champion stone-skipping record! XD
Liatai: >:
VAE: crap
Barshal: "Huzzah!"
Barshal: End turn
TMG: okay, hold for meany
Derish has received initiative.
Faerie: What about me?
Liatai: Just for reference. :3
Faerie: »
Liatai: What about you? o.o
Liatai: — OH.
Faerie: Am I in this fight?
Liatai: Faerie, that was a surprise round. ^^'
Faerie: Ah. Mkay.
Liatai: Barshal and the pumpkin head got to act, and then combat started proper.
TMG: and hold for Meany now? >.> *
Faerie nodnods
VAE: hmm, and noone dropped a hitchcock reference during the first fight,,,
Ghostwish: Why? You'll just splatter him with a wall-o-text anyway.
Ghostwish: :P
Meany has connected.
TMG:Y'with us, meany?
Derish:Derish clatters forward, and growls at the creature as he rounds the corner. End turn.
Sszeyl has received initiative.
TMG:oh great, now Gnogglebolt can't fire his sling stone >:
Meany:I'm back.
Meany:What did I miss?
Liatai:Heyo!
Meany:Bad mood is back, just to let you know.
TMG:one sec, will whipser to you…
Meany:Okay, what was the last you got from me?
TMG:dunno o.o
Meany:-_- Scroll up and whisper the last thing I said before disconnecting, please?
VAE:* Sszeyl rolls up on a cart filled with branches. Hops down.
Liatai:"Guard this while I save the day, will you?"
VAE:tthe above
Meany:Ah, thank you.
VAE:no, what i said is later one
VAE:oh, isn't
VAE:liatai's right
- Sszeyl starts to go into the cave, then notices the goblins.
TMG:….
TMG:oh crap
TMG:XD* Sszeyl takes a good look, trying to remember who they were-oh.
Liatai:XD!
Sszeyl:"You."
TMG:okay, ah, can we move combat insidea head now?
Trofim has received initiative.
Sszeyl:The drow speaks with a quite, horrifying in how non-horrifiying it sounds venom, red eyes flashing dangerously.
Sszeyl:quiet*
Brian Toris:"… I'm missing something here."
VAE:done… and ouch
VAE:two moves
VAE:but i ended out a bit too sideways
Maximillian Toris:"Easy, there, friend."
VAE:i. e. am in the wall
VAE:thanks!
- Sszeyl starts to march for the goblins, to be cut off by the human boy.
Liatai:This is why I was going to leave it as blocks instead of curves on the VBL… ^^'
TMG:yeah….probably a better idea
Ghostwish:D&D itself works on a grid. ;)
Sszeyl:"These two and I have business to conclude, which will be done civilly, provided you get out of my way before I loose my temper completely." The Monk has something approaching an 'I'm fighting the urge to kill you and your family with an icepick' look.
Ghostwish:danman?
VAE:?TMG:he already made his move
TMG:doublemove
VAE:am done
TMG:ended turn
Ghostwish:End turn? :P
VAE:as tech says
Ghostwish:Gotta say so man. We're not telepaths. :P
Pumpkin Head:The pumpkin tries to claw Trofim… « 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » for « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » damage!
VAE:ouch.. i thought
Pumpkin Head:And misses horribly.
Pumpkin Head:Another one takes off its head…
Pumpkin Head:PUNT! « 1d20-2 = 12 - 2 = 10 »
Trofim:*bwhahahah*
Pumpkin Head:Its head splatters on the wall, and a new one begins to grow.
Gnogglebolt has received initiative.
Gnogglebolt:"Lure them back! I'll get the others!"
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebol shouts, running off the other direction.
Gnogglebolt:"Sszeyl! A fight!" Gnoggleboplt shouts as the mouth of the cave is in view
TMG:whucps, stick a "help" in the middle, there
TMG:end turn
Maximillian Toris:"Friend, I don't know what exactly is the nature of your emnity toward these goblins… but I would prefer it if — what was that?"
VAE:i suspect the above is fully enoigh
Sszeyl: (( How am I supposed to act, given I am not involved in the fight. ))
Barshal has received initiative.
Barshal:Barshal prepares another sling shot for if the beast comes into view. Readied action, and end turn.
Elros has received initiative.
Sszeyl: (( Do I get to speak and act freely, or should I roll init too? ))
TMG:you're still in the init, I think
Sszeyl: (( Oh? ))
Liatai:You can speak freely for now, but should you want to get involved in the fight… yeah, you're in the initiative, just act on your turn. ^^
TMG:Gnogglebolt can't speak freely, though…
TMG:because all of this is happening at the same time
TMG:that's what a round is supposed to represetn (as opposed to actual sequential actions)
Elros:Elros moves up to provide what aide he can in the fight, but the narrow caves prevent him from joining in.
Maximillian Toris:"Could you explain to me what your business with them is?"
Derish has received initiative.
Sszeyl:The Drow looks down the cave, at the noise. "It appears the group needs rescuing again." Sszeyl whirls down to look Terri in the eyes. "Miss Terri, I do not mean to be rude, but could you please explain to your brothers why it is best to not get in my way like that again? I'd use the cart incident earlier, personally." And the shoeless, shirtless Drow stalks into the cave looking ready to ruin someone's day.
VAE:XD!
Terri:The two Toris siblings look at each other oddly… and then, Max says something to Terri in Draconic. Terri replies.
Ghostwish:ack my turn
VAE:it is!
Derish:Derish takes a swing at the thing « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 » for « 1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » before backing up. End turn.
Pumpkin Head:It's looking rather ragged, and it's trailing straw…
Sszeyl has received initiative.
Sszeyl:Angry Drow angirly stalks down the cave angirly.
Sszeyl:Hmm.
VAE:angirly… LOL
VAE:given he has woman's underwear, it truly is so
Liatai:AUGH
Liatai:DANMAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME XD
VAE:because i am ebil
Liatai:I just had soda go up my nose, ebil… XD
Sszeyl: (( Firstly, google bikini briefs, secondly. ))
VAE:and when not coughing up my lungs , i like to inflict it on others
Sszeyl:Sszeyl roughly pushes past the Elf and Gnoll, past the pumpkin and Cleric, and goes for the back two.
Ghostwish:women's… underwear?
VAE:aslo , i'd say it's my turn
Sszeyl: (( Google the commanded items. :P ))
Sszeyl:End turn.
- Ghostwish slaps Meany around with a large sea creature.
Trofim has received initiative.
Trofim:Hmm, another of these damn crops
Trofim:« 1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » for a mighty swing
Ghostwish:MIIIIIIIIIGHTY SWING
Liatai:Aaaaaa swing an' a miss!
Trofim:*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* as the mighty swing mightily hits the cave wall, pulverising rock
- Pumpkin Head attempts to claw Trofim again while he is swearing at the wall! « 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 » for « 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » damage!
Pumpkin Head:The two other pumpkin heads punt their heads at Sszeyl… « 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 » for « 1d4 = 4 », and « 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » for « 1d4 = 1 ».
Trofim:*BLEEP*
Pumpkin Head:Ugh. And Sszeyl just got out of a bath, too… now he smells like burning pumpkin guts…
Gnogglebolt has received initiative.
Sszeyl: (( He's also down to 0 hp. ))
Liatai::OLiatai:Okay, he's disabled, but not down.
Sszeyl: (( Disabled? ))
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt couldn't clearly see the drow before… but when he stalked past Gnogglebolt wearing very, very litte. Gnogglebolt was left frozen in abject confusion. But she shook it off, and headed back, following the drow
TMG:ah, the monster that is disabled…
Sszeyl: (( She? ))
Liatai:I forget how far you can move once disabled… but you can move. If you do any strenuous actions, you will take 1 HP damage, and — XD!!!
TMG:He X_x
Liatai:And fall unconsious/dying.
TMG:Anyway….
VAE:erm.. ti seems everyone except trofim has gender placement trouble today
TMG:the nasty beast that is "disabled"
TMG:you can only take a single move action or standard action per turn, and no fullround actions
TMG:and if you take a standard action (such as attacking, or other stenuous things), you fall to -1
Liatai:The nasty beast? That's Sszeyl you're talking about…
Sszeyl: (( What about that Charge thingy? ))
Sszeyl: (( The one where I push the target back? ))
Liatai:Thaaaaaat's strenuous. ^^'
TMG:I'm calling disabled nasty, not sszeyl :/
TMG:charging? Definitly strenuous. That's a fullround action anyway
TMG:Put simply, you need to retreat and get a patch job
Sszeyl: (( Do either of them spellcaster thingies have a Cure left in em? ))
VAE:trofim has one
Papa:*woof?*
VAE:but needs to deal with a pumpkin first
TMG:but would Sszeyl know that? >_>
VAE:given he healed Derish?
VAE:i guess so
Liatai:Well, considering the dog cast Cure Minor Wounds on him….
Ghostwish:that thar be metagamin'. None of yer bizness!
Sszeyl: (( Speaking of Woof, how did that conversation with the Toris sibs go? ))
Liatai:I'd say he should know that the dog has healing powers. ^^
VAE:oh, trofim actually said it out louf
Liatai:Which conversation?
VAE:*loud
VAE:during the argument, remember?
Sszeyl: (( The explanation of why getting in the way of an angry Drow is very bad. ))
Liatai:Well, you don't know yet. ^^
TMG:whups, forgot to move my guy
TMG:ebd tyurn
TMG:*end turn
Barshal has received initiative.
TMG:whoa….wait a sec
TMG:where is Szeyl?
Barshal:Barshal can't seem to find an angle in which he can get a shot in, so he ends his turn against the cave wall.
Barshal:End turn.
Elros has received initiative.
TMG:….How did he get there? He would have had to tumble past the pumpkinhead blocking the way…
Ghostwish:I was wondering why he didn't get an AoO.
Liatai:Problem solved. ^^
Sszeyl: (( Angry drow shoved through, the GM didn't call me on it so I thought it was cool. ))
Liatai:Easier access to healers, now, too.
VAE:also, update yer HP folks!
Elros:Elros is…still blocked by the now very injured and/or dying drow. Fff. Of all the times.
TMG:hmm….In fact, i wonder if it's possible for one character, when it's their turn, to swap places with another (nonresisting) character
TMG:eh, no precedence for it, should figure it out some other time
Liatai:In this case? I'd allow it, since we have kind of a bottleneck here.. ^^'
Sszeyl: (( Alex, your turn done? ))
Elros:Elros, in that case, Drags Sszeyl back to where he is, then takes his place. He draws his sword, and attacks the pumpkin head. « 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » for « 1d8 = 8 » damage.
Liatai:SPATTER!
TMG:when tokens are stakce,d you can double-click to get to a specific one
Derish has received initiative.
Derish:Derish advances forward, caring little for the drow.
Derish:He sets himself up in a flanking positon. End turn.
Pumpkin Head:Does this pumpkin get an AoO?
VAE:he does - he left a square under his control
Ghostwish:All Derish did was move.
TMG:entering doesn't cause AoO…
VAE:but leaving does
Ghostwish:Not if you're only moving.
Ghostwish:You do anything else, yes, AoO.
Pumpkin Head:Okay, then. Carry on. ^^
Sszeyl has received initiative.
Sszeyl:The Drow slumps against the wall and slides down, looking more cynical than angry now. "Could someone drag me back to my cart? This wall is too uncomfortable to die on properly."
Sszeyl:End turn.
Trofim has received initiative.
VAE:is flanking +1 or +2?
Liatai:+2.
Barshal:"Cleric! Where are you going!? We have wounded here!"
Trofim:And now i'll sort ya out! « 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 »
Liatai:SQUELCH! Damag?
Liatai:*damage
Trofim:« 1d10+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »
VAE:ack… all my damage rolls are 1 and 2 today!
Trofim:He won't die from it yet, but if we don't sort those pumpkins out, we might
VAE:end turn
Pumpkin Head:Speaking of pumpkins.. claw to Derish! « 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 » for « 1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
Sszeyl: (( Did he ever get that damage fixed by a healer? ))
Pumpkin Head:And a pumpkin punt also headed toward Derish - « 1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » for « 1d4 = 2 »
TMG:barshal's coming up soon
Pumpkin Head:SPLOOSH!
Derish:Derish snuffs loudly at their attempts.
VAE:uff
Ghostwish:Don't get your hopes up.
VAE:if they attacked trofim he'd be splattered
Pumpkin Head:The pumpkin head lands in the water and bobs there, grinning.
VAE:oh! maybe we should subdue one of these
VAE:and then just harvest heads
VAE:we'd be RIGH!
VAE:erm
VAE:RICH!
Papa:A canine rounds the corner, baying loudly.
Gnogglebolt has received initiative.
VAE:so rich it's misspelled, apparently
Liatai:XDVAE:what did you do to me folks?
VAE:i keep playing the "there she is" music
Gnogglebolt:With his morningstar drawn, Gnogglebolt heads forward, prparing a strike….
Gnogglebolt:end turn
Barshal has received initiative.
Barshal:Barshal sighs at the cleric's apparent stupidity, and tries his best to stop the drow's bleeding. « 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 » on a heal check.
TMG:erm…he's already stable…
Sszeyl: (( Umm, wouldn't they be burns? :o ))
Sszeyl: (( Not that I'm complaining. ))
Sszeyl: (( Quite the contrary. :B ))
TMG:do you have a Cure Minor Wounds, the 1-point one? Even that would help…
Ghostwish:Well then, end-turn.
Elros has received initiative.
Elros:Elros moves up to the next pumpkin head, and attacks. « 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » for « 1d8 = 6 » damage.
Pumpkin Head:SPLUTCH!
VAE:heh.. the cleric isn't stupid, just taking care Sszel don't get himself killed
Derish has received initiative.
Ghostwish:The cleric is stupid. There's a drow down he ain't healin. Just ask the drow. :P
Maximillian Toris:You now have a fencer and a dog coming up behind you.
Sszeyl: (( Right now, Sszeyl might just try to kill the first thing that comes in arm's reach. ))
Derish:Derish moves to the next pumpkin thing, and attacks! « 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 » for « 1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »!
Sszeyl: (( Gonna hafta roll a will save when it comes along. :B ))
Pumpkin Head:SQUELCH! The pumpkin's head is neatly severed into eight even chunks.
Derish:"Wonderful! Any more of these things?"
VAE:oh good!
Papa:Ready that Will save, because there's a dog coming up to you.
VAE:you strain yourself by attacking
VAE:then we heal you with no resistance
Gnogglebolt:"Is that all of them?" Gnogglebolt asks.
Faerie:I'll say, those pumpkin heads can DPS, but can't tank for poop, apparently.
Faerie:o3o
Liatai:XD!!!
TMG:in gaming terms, that is called the "glass cannon"
TMG:High damage, fragile as heck.
VAE:heh
Sszeyl: (( Pause, pdf lagging out. ))
TMG:whu-oh.
Sszeyl: (( Okay, good now. ))
Liatai:Well, what do you expect? They're made of sticks, old clothes, straw, and pumpkins. XD
Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 »
Gnogglebolt:Seeing that there appears to be no more still moving, Gnogglebolt heads back to Sszeyl.
TMG:oh, fff
TMG:ah, thanks
VAE:oh, did you use Ragamoffyn stats?
Sszeyl:The Drow does not attempt to kill the dog.
Liatai:Nope. These guys are custom-made. :3
Sszeyl:Yet.
Gnogglebolt:"Is he okay? Can you do anything for him?" Gnogglebolt asks.
Gnogglebolt:*asks to barshal
Sszeyl:"He can hear you, you know."
Papa:The dog sniffs at Sszeyl's wounds and licks gingerly.
Barshal:"No. I used my only healing spell I had."
Papa:Spot checks!
Sszeyl:"Papa, don't do that. You have no idea where these weird gourd things have been."
Gnogglebolt:"Well, do you think you will be allright, Sszeyl? That was a nasty hit you took…"
Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
Papa:Gnoggle, Sszeyl, and Barshal.
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks at barshal…and suddenly gets a very guilty look on hisa face.
TMG:*his
TMG:spot checks?
TMG:oh!
Gnogglebolt:Spot: « 1d20 = 6 »
TMG:blah.
Papa:The dog's massive fluff blocks your way, Gnogglebolt. X3
Sszeyl:"Did I not, just two minutes ago, ask if I could be dragged out to my cart because this wall is too uncomfortable to die on?"
Barshal:« 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » spot
Sszeyl:"That's Drow humor, by the way."
Papa:Barshal and Sszeyl, you notice the dog's tongue and saliva are glowing slightly bluish-white.
Papa:« 1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » healing to the drow.
Barshal:"That is.. unusual.."
Sszeyl:The Drow narrows his eyes at the dog. "A magical canine? Hmm."
Gnogglebolt:"Oh? What's unusual?"
Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 » Knowledge Arcana.
Gnogglebolt:"Wait…magical? Trofim mentioned something about that before…"
- Papa sniffs at the closed wounds, seeming to inspect them.
Sszeyl: (( Oop, I have a +2 in that, not +1, sorry. :B ))
Liatai:It was indeed magic healing.
- Brian Toris comes around the corner, panting and growling to himself. "*bleep* *bleep* *bleep*ing pit traps…"
- Sszeyl bounces back onto his feet. "Thanks, Papa. Now, who's guarding the cart, Terri and goblins from the gluttonous bear roving around?" He asks upon seeing the brothers here too.
Gnogglebolt:"That would be the rbo—"Gnogglebolt stops mid-sentances as the brothers round the corner.
Gnogglebolt:*bro
Sszeyl:"Hint, hint, by the way."
Maximillian Toris:"The guardsman, of course! We wouldn't leave Terri out there alone."
Sszeyl:"One man, against an adult bear?"
Sszeyl:"My, you humans must be made of some stern stuff."
Gnogglebolt:"So, you are fine, Sszeyl? There may be more of these things about the hideout…we have to regroup. I'll get all the others in here."
Gnogglebolt:"Not much time…"
Sszeyl:The Drow brushes some gunk off his shoulder. "Is there time for me to get some shoes on?"
Papa:The dog begins licking at his own fur for a moment.
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt heads outside, and sees all the others.
Papa:Spot checks, Elros and Barshal.
Sszeyl:"I'll take that as a no."
Gnogglebolt:"The top level is safe for the moment, but we must clear out the lower level. There's a room you can hole up in while we do so."
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt then says something in Goblin.
Trofim:Trofim takes a 20 on search - there *must* be some good pumpkin seeds in at least one of them
Elros:spot « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
Trofim:that's 21 together
Liatai:Trofim - There are indeed! These were some seedy pumpkins.
Trofim:FInally!
Papa:The dog woofs.
- Sszeyl pets the dog, no longer needing an Int check for it.
Derish:"We should find the source of these. Now."
Trofim:Trofim removes the seeds from the pulp and stuffs them into a pouch
Trofim:We should indeed - these shall be real nice when baked
Derish:Derish promptly hops in the pit.
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt heads back into the cave.
Gnogglebolt:"Oh, Sszeyl!"
Sszeyl:The Drow, still sans shoes and wrap heads to the pit edge. "Yes?"
TMG:er…
TMG:Hmm.
VAE:can i assume he looted both pumpkins?
TMG:Actually, one sec.
TMG:ah, okay.
TMG:wait… o.o
Elros:Elros wonders what it is he just saw. But it seems like a rather odd thing, in a rather awkward place to inspect. He walks up to Papa, and scratches his ears.
Liatai:Danman - Yep!
Papa:*wag wag wag*
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt was about to say something to Gnogglebolt, but then sees the horse and cart coming in the cramped cave.
Sszeyl:"…Yeah, my cart and horse can't fit through here."
Elros:to Papa, whether or not he understands, "Do dogs often have gems in their mouthes, where you come from?"
- Sszeyl leaps gracefully over the pit, and heads up to Doug.
Trofim:Happy, trofim follows the rest of the group
Gnogglebolt:"…Hurm. We need to move quickly, but obviously, you won't be able to take them to the back cave until we clear it from the inside."
Trofim:oh Papa!
Trofim:you are back!
Trofim:*wipes his hands clean, then rubs the dog*
Gnogglebolt:"Do you think the horse will be safe waiting outside alone for the moment?
- Sszeyl also gives the Goblins an 'I would like to murder your family with an icepick' look.
Sszeyl:"With Fuzzy roaving around? And those demon birds? Not likely."
Papa:*You guys smell like pumpkins, and you're petting me. You are awesome. Can I eat those pumpkin guts? :9 *
Elros:to Trofim "You are a spellcaster. Have you ever heard of a dog with a purple gem in its mouth before?"
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also sees the drow's glare at the goblins, and smacks his head. "Oh dear. I forgot, you haven't been told yet. No matter, there's no time now. Just please ignore the goblins for the moment."
Sszeyl:"So be it."
Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »
- Papa tilts his head. Derp?
Sszeyl: (( Failed Cha check to try and get Doug to back up. ))
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt then puases. "Well, do you have any other ideas? Perhaps you can detach the cart and leave it out here, and just bring the horse in?"
Trofim:Of course you can!
Doug:*snort*
Trofim:Just leave the seeds to us!
Trofim:Ehm… Purple gem?
Sszeyl:"How do you intend to get the horse over the pit, anyway?"
Trofim:where?
Sszeyl:"I'm certainly not going to risk picking him up."
Maximillian Toris:"Purple gem? You mean like the ones on Papa's collar?"
- Sszeyl the Drow thinks.
Sszeyl:"We could divide forces."
Elros:In its mouth, odd a thought as that is.
Gnogglebolt:"Ah….good point." *muttered word in another language* "Well, we have to hurry. DO you have any other idea—"
Sszeyl:"Some people come with me, and the cart, and enter through the back passage?"
Gnogglebolt:"Divide…Ah, a pincer tactic!"
- Maximillian Toris runs a gand through his hair. "We thought for sure we managed to attatch those securely…"
Maximillian Toris:*hand
Elros:Perhaps it was nothing, but I could swear his mouth glowed purple for a moment.
Gnogglebolt:"Good idea."
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt gestures to terri, Justinian, and the goblins. "Come on."
Maximillian Toris:"Yeah, those are the stones, all right. Terri put them on his collar to decorate it… but he can't stop rubbing them off on things and chewing on them."
Trofim:Oh, it's mouth glowed?
Sszeyl:"Anyone who wants to ride in the cart for a bit, come with me."
Gnogglebolt:To the others, he says, "Okay, someone should go with Sszeyl around the back way, we'll trap any further quarries between us."
Elros:Indeed. Does that mean anything to you?
Trofim:*remembers and whispers to Papa* Mind fixing me up a bit, boy?
Sszeyl: (( Has it been enough time to try again? ))
Liatai:Yep. ^^
Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
Doug:*snort*
Sszeyl:"…Preferably someone who can get this horse to listen? I'm not exactly good with animals."
Sszeyl:"Sans Papa."
Maximillian Toris:"The glowing? Eh… that would be something to ask Terri. Maybe they're magic gems and she didn't tell us… Would explain why Papa's got such a fascination with them."
- Liatai sniffs at Trofim. How much damage do you have?
Elros:"Hmm, yes. Papa does seem to be her dog, after all."
Gnogglebolt:Cramped as the corridor is, Gnogglebolt tries to lead the goblins, Justinian, and Terri across the pit and up the north passage.
Sszeyl: (( Oh? ))
Faerie:Lia, what are you doing going and sniffing at people now?
Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19 » Third time's the charm!
Liatai:… What XD
Faerie:* Liatai sniffs at Trofim. How much damage do you have?
Liatai:I thought for sure that was impersonated! XD
- Papa sniffs at Trofim. How much damage do you have?
Liatai:Whoops. XD
Faerie:Apparently not. x3
VAE:Ahahaha
TMG:(going afk for a breif moment, don't forget Gnogglebolt'sd action above…)
VAE:Liatai… trofim is an unwashed peasant …
Liatai:OK, Gnogglebolt, moved them into the room.
VAE:middle - ages peasant at that
Liatai:Hahahhahaha XD
Liatai:PAPA! PAPA was doing the sniffing! XD
VAE:i think we might have lost our DM
Liatai:I can't sniff anyone through the fourth wall! XD
VAE:be glad
Liatai:So… answer to the question? :3
Liatai:Never mind, I see it.
Trofim:Beridze: Trofim has 6 HP worth of damage.. you and i are the only ones who can break the 4th wall, so there you have it
Papa:*lick* « 1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 »
VAE:would have ben so much better with a skull token
Trofim:*trofim does the Mario getting a mushroom*
- Sszeyl guides Doug out of the cave and hops up onto the cart.
Trofim:Thanks! *pets the dog further*
Brian Toris:"Do you have room for another passenger, drow?"
Sszeyl:"Anyone who's coming, hop up and try not to sit on a branch."
Sszeyl:"Sure."
TMG:back
Sszeyl: (( Some vworping, please? ))
Liatai:Anyone else going with Sszeyl?
Sszeyl:Sszeyl is too sexy for this party.
Gnogglebolt:In common and oblin, Gnogglebolt tells the people in the cave to sit tight here, and someone will come get them when it's safe. If something bad comes, defend yourselves and try to get away.
Terri:"Okay, Mr. Sparkgear!"
Gnogglebolt:He then joins the others in preparation to go down the pit.
Trofim:So, are there any more pumpkins?
Justinian Rubus:"How can you be so calm and cheery about this?!"
Trofim:Or do we have to wait for those necro mencers now?
Liatai:So… no one else tagging along with Sszeyl?
Sszeyl: (( Apparrently the Drow is unpopular. :P ))
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks around. There's too many people still here.
Gnogglebolt:"Who's going with Sszeyl?"
Trofim:where to?
Gnogglebolt:"Around the back way. We'll trap any more nasties between us."
- Sszeyl tries to pick pumpkin guts out of his hair in the mean time.
Gnogglebolt:"Ah nevermind, I'll go with him."
Sszeyl:"Welcome aboard."
Gnogglebolt:"Hello there, you'll have to guide me around the back way…I can see in low—
TMG:acit, actually
TMG:how strong are the stars and oon out by now?
TMG:*moon?
Liatai:« 1d100 = 19 »
Sszeyl:"And I can see in pitch black."
Liatai:It's a clear and calm night, so they're pretty bright.
TMG:ah, nevermind then
Derish:"SHH!" Derish whispers suddenly.
TMG:Though it's hard to represent it in maptool,. Gnogglebolt has no trouble seeing
TMG:scratch last line
Gnogglebolt:"Okay, let's move…"
Derish:"More down here. I can see one so far."
- Faerie hungers for the flesh of the living. Or just dinner.
Sszeyl:The Drow cracks the reigns. "Hyah!"
TMG:warp us to the back cave? :o
Barshal:Barshal carefully climbs down into the hole.
Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »
Gnogglebolt:"Ah, another one. Where did these monstrosities come from? Let's move together and take it down quick…" Gnogglebolt whispers.
Liatai:Warping complete!
Sszeyl:"Let me find my weapons."
Derish:Derish looks back at the others. "Ready?" He whispers.
Elros:Elros keeps his sword drawn, just in case.
Papa:*wow, it's cramped in here.*
Derish has received initiative.
Sszeyl: (( Are the two fights operating independantly? ))
Derish:Derish moves forward, and gives the pumpkin a couresy greeting.. with his longsword. « 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 » for « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
TMG:brb afk
Liatai:Yep… and much more easily now, since Derish just turned that one into the beginnings of pumpkin pie. XD
- Pumpkin Head 2 punts at the first target it sees… Brian on the cart! « 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 »
Pumpkin Head 2:« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
Pumpkin Head 2:« 1d4 = 4 »
Pumpkin Head 2:SPLUT!
Brian Toris:"Arrgh!" Brian wipes pumpkin guts out of his face, glaring at the creature in a very nice impression of Sszeyl's icepick look.
Sszeyl has received initiative.
Derish:Derish motions for the others to move up.
Sszeyl: (( Btw, one of you artists absolutely has to draw that icepick look. ))
Liatai:Ooh! Mememe! I like drawing icepick looks! X3
TMG:back
VAE:ahahah.. might try it too
Liatai:Welcome back. Brian got pumpkinned, and Sszeyl is about to unleash terror and pain.
VAE:though better when my mother's gone from here
- Sszeyl not having the time to find his zai, apparently, leaps out of the cart and skids in front of the pumpkin.
Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 » Unarmed strike.
Sszeyl:DxLiatai:Whiff!
Trofim has received initiative.
- Brian Toris moves into flanking position…
Sszeyl: (( Danman, would you mind terribly if I took the Icepick look as my new token? :3 ))
VAE:wait.. .she drew it already?
Brian Toris:… and slices a good chunk of the pumpkin's head off, although it's still staggering around.
Gnogglebolt has received initiative.
VAE:ack can't see!
Sszeyl: (( You said you both were drawing one, and it's just getting the formalites out of the way. ))
VAE:there's some crazy VBL around the room
VAE:of course not
VAE:whoever makes up a better one (which is probably Lia) you can has
VAE:that's better
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also rushes in, morningstar drawn, and attemps his own probably-ineffectual strike: « 1d20 = 2 »
Liatai:Yay!
Liatai:Ow.
Barshal has received initiative.
Elros has received initiative.
Derish has received initiative.
Sszeyl:"Nng-my knee!"
TMG:…I wonder if Gnogglebolt is left-handed >.>
- Pumpkin Head 2 tries to claw Brian… « 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »
TMG:(nah, kidding xD)
Elros:Elros moves up, but finds that his way is blocked by Derish and Trofim. Again.
Pumpkin Head 2:« 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »
Sszeyl has received initiative.
Sszeyl:Fffff
Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 » Flanking unarnmed strike.
Liatai:Hit! :D
Sszeyl:« 1d3+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
Sszeyl:…Dx
Liatai:Care to describe a pumpkin's demise? :3
- Sszeyl whirls around, leg held high, and biscects the creature vertically with a downward leg swing.
Liatai:Straw and pumpkin bits fly everywhere in a spectacular way.
Gnogglebolt:"Excellent strike." Gnogglebolt says appreciatively, doing his best to ignore the splatters.
Sszeyl:"…Thank you, except now I have to wash my feet before I can put shoes on."
- Brian Toris flicks the pumpkin pieces off his sword disdainfully, then takes out a handkerchief and starts wiping off his face.
Gnogglebolt:"Alright, we have this back corridor secured, nothing shoudl get by us…time to move forward and meet the others halfway."
Sszeyl: (( The first one to draw a comparison between Sszeyl and that dragon Amazon will get-oh, I just did. Damn. ))
Sszeyl:"One minute, need to find my zai."
- Sszeyl hops up into the cart and rummages around for them.
TMG:…"dragon amazon"? o.o
Sszeyl: (( From DMFA. Henna, or something? ))
Liatai:Shanna, you mean?
Sszeyl: (( Ah, her. ))
TMG:oh!
TMG:right, her xD
Liatai:(Shanna is a dragon. Of course I'd remember her name. XD)
Ghostwish:Combat is over?
Liatai:Combat is over!
TMG:Yeah. Shanna was the dragon Hanna was the undead, Anna was the plant
Sszeyl:"Okay, got em."
Gnogglebolt:"Excellent. Let us advance…"
Sszeyl:The Drow leaps out of the cart and to the ground by the two with a disgusting splat. "Ugh, it's like walking in brains."
Ghostwish:is combat over??
Ghostwish:Ah, sorry
Liatai:Yes, combat is over! XD
Ghostwish:Didn't see the message. XD
Gnogglebolt:"wAit-"
- Brian Toris looks at Sszeyl oddly.
Sszeyl:"Okay, Gnogglebolt."
Gnogglebolt:"There's more light. I think there's another."
VAE:new DMFA folks!
Gnogglebolt:"Okay, get read to round the corner and attack, take it by surprise."
Sszeyl:"Let's let the trained murderer go first?"
Liatai:Pause!
Derish:"Gnogglebolt."
Derish:or not
Liatai:Aw, ruin my fun, why don'tcha. XD
TMG:(I can resist metagaming x3 )
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to Sszeyl. "Er…of course. Yes. Good idea." He allows Sszeyl to take point.
Sszeyl:The Drow moves into position and tenses.
Gnogglebolt:"Whenever you're ready, I'll follow."
- Sszeyl makes terse "Shut your noise hole." gestures in Drow Sign Language, which translates universally.
Trofim:*Trofim catches up with the rest of the group*
Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt nods silently.
Sszeyl:And points, down the hall, holding up one finger.
- Sszeyl proceeds, readying zai for stabbity.
Barshal:"The drow is here."
Sszeyl:"…It's just the rest of the group."
Sszeyl:"Did you check out the storeroom and medical room?"
Gnogglebolt:"Oh, so it is."
Derish:"Not yet. We found one more, and wanted to regroup with you first."
Gnogglebolt:"Ah, alright. Then let us proceed as one."
Sszeyl: (( …Someone's got to draw one of those 'Expresions list' things for Sszeyl. ))
Elros:Elros follows Trofim to check the most northern room, but it appears empty.
Sszeyl: (( "Shut your noise hole." "I will murder your family with an icepick." "It's like walking through brains." ))
VAE:also.. would it be fair to say we secure the whole perimeter and then call it a day?
Sszeyl:>:VAE:or perhaps a bit more
TMG:danman, he just said there was one more
VAE:that's what i mean
Sszeyl:"You coming?"
VAE:clean up the pumpkins and get ready positions for the ambush
Elros:"All three wasy here look clear."
Gnogglebolt:"There's no light in the north room. Is it clear?"
Derish:"It is clear."
Elros:"Yes, it is clear. I checked it myself."
Derish:"Nothing here."
Gnogglebolt:"Very well, okay. Let us continue and eliminate this final one…"
TMG:w3ait for hole group…
TMG:oe room at a time…
Derish:"Clear in there."
Gnogglebolt:"Which way?"
Derish:"And none here either."
Derish:"We got all of them, it seems. But who sent them?
Gnogglebolt:"Indeed… a great mystery."
Sszeyl:"…Did anyone bother to check the other caves?"
Liatai:Well, now.. that is a mystery for next session. :3
Sszeyl:>:Gnogglebolt:"This is most troubling indeed…"
VAE:Arcadia fertilise co.
Ghostwish:Yay!
VAE:*fertiliser
TMG:yeah, this is probably a good place to leave off for this session
Elros:"Hmm, quite. Sentries of the necromancers, do you think? Or related to them somehow?"
VAE:necromancers would have *rotten* pumpkins
Liatai:XDGnogglebolt:"I am no student of necromancy…but as far as I could tell, these things were merely made of plant material. They did not seem to be corpses…"
Sszeyl:"If that's all, I'm going to go take -another- bath."
TMG:Hokay, session end?
TMG:(and if so, wait a sec everyone)
Liatai:You know, Sszeyl, there's a fountain in the storage room… X3
TMG:anyway….
Faerie:Sszeyl really goin with the fanservice tonight, huh? x3
TMG:Happy Halloween, everyone! :D
Sszeyl: (( Yyyyeah, both me and Sszeyl know not to trust underground sources of water which can house fish right off the bat. ))
Maximillian Toris:"Lord in Celestia, Brian, what happened to you?"
VAE:well, here it's 1st, but happy halloween still
Brian Toris:"Don't. Ask."
Liatai:X3TMG:Anyway…
TMG:As some of you hay have guessed
TMG:yes. The pumpkinheads are al my fault x3
Faerie:x3VAE:that was bloody awesome
Liatai:Happy Halloween or Happy Dia de los Muertos for those who are currently in November 1st Land! ^^
TMG:I gave Liatai the idea…I didn't ACTUALLy think it would go through, though xD
Liatai:Yes, they're Tech's fault, but they tied in well with the plot. :3
TMG:If you want to know where I got the Pumpkinheads from, though
TMG:watch this video (skip to 3:50)
TMG:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8xB9ulZMaA
TMG:actually
TMG:reposting in liatalk
Faerie:So, are we wrapping up then?
- Faerie wants dinner. »
Liatai:Yep!
Ghostwish:Yup, I be off. Great game Liatai. ^_^
Faerie:^that
TMG:Be sure to check out the video first! :O
Meany:Agreed.
- Faerie nibbles Lia, for noms.
TMG:just skip to the specified time…
Meany:Even with being cheated out of half of it, it was good.
Liatai:Hey hey, I am not nommable! XD
Pumpkin Head 4:Eat this guy instead. XD
Ghostwish:She is pouncable though.
- Ghostwish pounces!
- Faerie thinks he'll get food from the diner. x3
Ghostwish is disconnected.
Faerie:I be off. See you all starside.
Faerie:Or IRC-side.
VAE:yep
Faerie is disconnected.
Liatai:Aye!
VAE:liatai,you have to take the log
VAE:cos i got d/d
VAE:d/c'd
Liatai:I will. ^^
You have disconnected.