Session Transcripts

The text transcripts of all sessions to date.

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Dead Man's Party

• Session 000 - Token-Prep Chatting

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Vigilant Guardians

Part One: Starting Out

• Goblin Pickpockets arc
  • Session 1
  • Session 2
  • Session 3
  • Session 4
  • Session 5
  • Session 6
  • Session 7
  • Session 8
  • Session 9
  • Session 10
• Necromancer Hunters arc
  • Session 11
  • Session 12
  • Session 13
  • Session 14
  • Session 15
  • Session 16
  • Session 17
  • Filler 1
  • Session 18
  • Session 19
  • Session 20
  • Session 21
  • Session 21.5
  • Session 22
  • Session 23
  • Session 23.5
  • Session 24
  • Session 25
  • Session 26
  • Session 26.5
  • Session 27
  • Session 27.5
• Witch Hunters arc
  • Session 28
  • Session 28.5
  • Session 29
  • Session 30
  • Filler 2
  • Session 31
  • Session 32
  • Session 33
  • Session 34
  • Lootsplitting 1
  • Session 35
• Animate Dead arc
  • Session 35.5
  • Session 36
  • Session 37
  • Session 38
  • Session 39
  • Session 39.5
  • Session 40
  • Session 41
  • Session 42
• Lurking Darkness arc
  • Session 42.5
  • Session 43
  • Session 44
  • Session 44.5
  • Session 45
  • Session 46
  • Session 47
  • Session 47.5
  • Bonus 1
  • Session 48
• Death to Dolls arc
  • Session 49
  • Session 50
  • Session 51
  • Session 52
  • Session 53
  • Session 53.5
  • Session 54
  • Session 54.5
  • Session 55
  • Session 55.5
  • Session 56

Part Two: Momentous Portents

• Rivers and Rotten Hags arc
  • Session 57
  • Session 58
  • Session 58.5
  • Session 59
  • Session 60
  • Session 61
  • Session 62
  • Session 63
  • Session 64
  • Session 64.5
• The Refugees from Below arc
  • Session 65
  • Session 66
  • Session 67
  • Session 68
  • Session 69
  • Session 70
  • Session 70.5
• Dragons and Pirates arc
  • Session 71
  • Session 72
  • Session 72.5
  • Session 73
  • Session 74 - Sahuagin Queen - Negotiations with Vecnans - Between A Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
  • Session 75 - MORE ENTANGLEMENT
  • Session 76 - Air, Water, and Silence Arrows
  • Session 77 - They Brought In A Cannon
  • Session 78 - Dungeons are So Much Easier with Dragons
  • Session 79 - Salishea, Seawolves, Snarky, and Scrying
• Divine Prank arc
  • Session 80 - So… About That Dragon Bush
  • Session 81 - No, You're Not In Thalinde Yet.
  • Session 82 - BWOMPH
  • Session 83 - Rogue Stone
  • Session 83.5 - Gnogglebolt the Solicitor; Swiftaxes and Jolenta
  • Session 84 - Scones
  • Session 84.5 - Talfeera and Royce; Mace Talk
  • Session 85 - Feywine
  • Session 85.5 - Gnogglebolt and Kaerka
  • Session 86 - Hangover Central
  • Session 86.5 - Alleviating Claustrophobia; Vargachixeniejir Plots
  • Session 87 - The Tricksters' Feast
  • Session 88 - Ceiling Drow is Watching You Confabulate
  • Session 89 - Follow The Idiot; Nicodemus the Rat
  • Session 90 - You IDIOT.
  • Session 91 - Dibs on the Free Couch
  • Session 91.1 - SEEDS
  • Session 91.2 - Tebryn
  • Session 92 - Bee Free
  • Session 92.1 - Gamal and the Cultist
  • Session 92.2 - Swiftaxes
  • Session 92.3 - Temple of Steelheart
  • Session 93 - Miron's Leave-Taking; Snow Shenanigans
  • Session 93.1 - Oakridge and the Pearldust
  • Session 93.2 - Oakridge and Mind-Reading
  • Session 94 - Bronze Politics and Vengeful Gods
  • Session 94.5 - Dinner with Introverts
• Travel Interlude arc
  • Session 95 - Speeding Ticket
  • Session 95.5 - Romantic Advice from Drow; Eytherinu
  • Session 96 - Car Games; Tarova; Dragon Abduction
  • Session 97 - Kerishorak and Sart
  • Session 97.5 - Hello. We Are Devil Slayers.
  • Session 98 - Forging Contacts at the Oasis
  • Session 98.5 - Gnomemini
• Yoriver arc
  • Session 99 - How I Mine For Fiends?!
  • Session 100 - Operation Yoriver Clusterfuck
  • Session 101 - Temporary Truce
  • Session 101.5 - Igor's Report
  • Session 102 - Introduction Storm
  • Session 103 - Morality During Rescue Missions
  • Session 103.1 - Tom and Lucina
  • Session 103.2 - Chats with a Celestial
  • Session 103.3 - Confessional
  • Session 103.4 - Miron and Lyle
  • Session 103.5 - Racial Slurs and Chocolate
  • Session 103.6 - Miron and Roy
  • Session 104 - Here's The Plan
  • Session 105 - Prison Break
  • Session 106 - The Return of Ocahilon
  • Session 106.5 - Serrierr and Altonor Fight Some Erinyes
  • Session 107 - Terri has the Worst Timing
  • Session 107.5 - Mace Cooperation and Antagonism All In The Same Minisession
  • Session 108 - Negotiations with Hextorians
  • Session 109 - Filibustered
  • Session 109.5 - How (Not?) To Feed Drugs to Antagonists
  • Session 110 - Underdark Briefing
  • Session 111 - Too Slow
  • Session 112 - Kor's Last Stand
  • Session 113 -
  • Session 114 - Looting Doors is Fair and Square When You Worship LADUGUER!
  • Session 114.5 - Tomi and the Raiders
  • Session 115 - Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out
  • Session 115.5 - Serrierr and Masabel
  • Session 116 - Lightning Strikes
  • Session 116.5 - Gamal the Recruitment Officer
  • Session 117 - IRL Cursed Night
  • Session 118 - Here's The Second Plan
  • Session 119 - Rousing Songs and Awkward Romance
  • Session 120 - Nobody Reads the Script
  • Session 121 - Rescue Mission
  • Session 122 - The Trouble with Short Men
  • Session 123 - Armfuls of Cats
  • Session 124 - Grandmaster-Level Faffing About
  • Session 125 - FYI, Purple Worms are Not Delicious
  • Session 125.1 - Balance.
  • Session 125.2 - Serrierr and Thomas
  • Session 126 - Heresy is Bad for One's Health
  • Session 127 - I Loot the Baby
  • Session 127.5 - In Which Sszeyl Angers a Draconic Archmage
  • Session 128 - Bardparazzi; No, We're Still In Yoriver.
  • Session 128.1 - Gamal and the Mace
  • Session 128.2 - Macrosession - Farewells and Castleton Day Trips
  • Session 128.3 - Wizards and Axle Grease
• Skydragon Citadel arc
  • Session 129 - Finally Escaping Yoriver
  • Session 129.5 - Meet the Mother-In-Law
  • Session 130 - A Lost Soldier Found
  • Session 131 - Dragon Bandits
  • Session 132 - Rocks Fall, Trucktrain Dies
  • Session 133 - Dwarfgon
  • Session 134 - Skydragon Citadel
  • Session 135 - Wrath of the Distracting Penguin
  • Session 135.1 - Fort Winterhold - Human Memories
  • Session 135.2 - Fort Winterhold - Paperwork
  • Session 136 - So Long and Thanks for all the Arguments
  • Session 136.1 - Gamal - First Assassin
  • Session 136.2 - Tathi - Theress in the Citadel
  • Session 136.3 - Tathi - Ghost House
  • Session 136.4 - Barbarus - Business Meeting
  • Session 136.5 - Burmice and Sszeyl - Sausages and Souls
  • Session 136.6 - Gamal - Spies and Pies
  • Session 136.7 - Burmice and Sszeyl / Tathi - Souls and Sandwiches / Eytherinu / Sessionus Interruptus
  • Session 136.8 - Tathi / Burmice and Sszeyl - Saethas / A walk through the house.
  • Session 136.9 - Burmice and Sszeyl - Interrogation
  • Session 136.10 - Tathi - WHAAA
  • Session 136.11 - Burmice - Gossip with Mal'ril
  • Session 136.12 - Tathi - Eytherinu
  • Session 136.13 - Burmice and Sszeyl and Barbarus - Let's make lots of money./ Burmice and Zairith - It's all your fault!!!
  • Session 136.14 - Tathi - Sugared Negotiations
  • Session 136.15 - Tathi and Adulian - Outhouses and Bath Houses
  • Session 136.16 - Tathi and Adulian - Outsourcing
  • Session 136.17 - Tathi and Adulian - Lost Traveler
  • Session 136.18 - Tom - Open Horizons
  • Session 136.19 - Tathi - The Utility of Magic
  • Session 136.20 - Sszeyl - Riverwalking 1
  • Session 136.21 - Tathi - Foundations and Traps
  • Session 136.22 - Tathi - Beware Beware the Mother-In-Law Comes
  • Session 136.23 - Tathi - Sivrak's Gift
  • Session 136.24 - Eytherinu - Enter the Nobles
  • Session 136.25 - Eytherinu - Redcaps
  • Session 136.26 - Yoriver - Right Angels

Akellon XX/08/2010 - 13/07/2013 RIP